>>79623247 2h50m into the VODToday on Toxic Yuri, a VSMP sitcom:
>*ayu spots a new cute girl* oh hello~ hi~~ im ayu nice to meet you would you like some potatoes? would you like a flower?>Echo: oh thank you! *Serina hops in*>A: mwah!!>Serina: RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??>*ayu runs away* >S: i gotta take care of this>A: AAAHHH shesgonnakillmeshesgonnakillmeshesgonnakillme *chased around by serina*>S: in front of everyone too!! people are gonna talk about us now... i cant have any witnesses, im gonna take out all participants, i love you tho this is a crime of passion>A: uuuuuuu>S: AYU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME i showed you my little sex dungeon an everything...>A: WHAT THE FUCK??? *TPs home*>S: *right behind her* ayuuuu why would you betray me like this im so sad and so broken>A: *sends her dogs after Serina and giggles*>S: oh shit AYU GET YOUR DAMN DOGS>A: *giggling away*>S: AYU GET YOUR FUCKIGN DOGS THIS IS NOT FAIR AYU THEIR STALKING MEMeanwhile Furi murders Echo real quick
https://youtu.be/UBolah3yoN8?t=25253>A: *giggles*>S: ayu they're talking me>A: they're gonna get you~>S: get your damn dogs>A: you have to go back to the tree house they're gonna be aggro on you if you are too close (whispers to chat) okay im gonna make sure she is as far as possible and im gonna run away>S: THEYRE GROWLING AT ME>A: *teleports away* oh my god oh my god oh my god i dont know where to hide... where i s raki's house?? *digs into the ground and hides* no one tell her>*Ayu still hiding from Serina * if she is watching my stream it's so over for me...>i have an idea *covers her minimap* she'll never find me>A: i guess if i have to live here then it is what it is... >A: I need to find my macarons to give them to Echo, someone who actually DESERVES my macarons!!>A: chat, can you go spy on Serina and tell me if it's safe to leave... can i leave is it save?>A: what if i blew up her house with TNT or something, i think that would be funny>*chat lets Ayu know that Serina is distracted then goes to cry to Lottie about the whole thing*>Ayu: Lottie... she's gonna come get me....>Lottie: eeeeh? what's going on??>A: i gave Echo a kiss. i gave her potatoes and Serina didnt like that and now she's gonna kill me... she thought we were exclusive...>Lottie: Ayu! she's gonna get you... i cant be in the middle of this Ayu!!! i cant!!>L: ayu has given me plenty of kisses before...>A: Lottie knows we're not exclusive so it's okay if kiss other girls... i set my dogs on her and i had to trick her... then i ran>L: Ayu what's wrong with you???>A: SHE WAS GONNA KILL ME!!! do you want me to die Lottie?>L: let's make a deal shall we? i won't tell her, you can crash here if you want[...]
>L: i feel like im in the middle of a turbulent relationship...>A: there wasnt a relationship to begin with!!>L: ayu, ayu ayu!! were you giving her kisses too!?>A: well, i give everyone kisses...>L: i guess i cant argue with that...>A: i thought she knew i was kissing everyone...>L: you have to tell her>A: you tell her for me!>L: NO!!>A: can you be my lawyer? i'll pay you 3 diamonds>L: 3 diamonds?? where she at?>A: at her bridge... >*Lottie TPs away*>*Ayu teleports to Serina who is happily singing to herself*>A: nope... that was scary.... i did not like that...Ayu spying on Lottie and Serina on the bridge:
>Serina: I SEE YOU>*Ayu teleports away* imscare imscared *TPs back to the bridge*>Lottie: i think you should kill her!>Ayu: WHAT??? you're not getting your diamonds...>*ayu TPs to Lottie's and looks for something to steal* im robbing her blind...>Serina: AYU I HERE TALKING... IT WAS MY FIFRST KISS I LEART TO KISS JUST FOR YOU HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT I LOVE YOU>*Serina kills Ayu*>A: Lottie is a disgusting swamp creature....>*Serina kills Ayu again*>*Ayu teleports back to Lottie's*>Serina: my first kiss became so tainted....>Lottie: oh look who came crawling back....>*ayu attacks lottie and serina and dies again*>*Ayu teleports to Furi to borrow TNT* https://youtu.be/UBolah3yoN8?t=26284>A: Furi Furi Furi Furi i need ALL the TNT i can get>F: oh yeyeyeyeah come stand on this warp pad here... there's a secret chest here, let me turn my stream off>A: *looks away*>F: i can give you 3 stacks>A: one will suffice!>F: what do you need that for?>A: just to blow some stuff up>F: oh, have fun! [...] you're not doing anything suspicious with that are you?>A: hopefully not...>F: come to my shaft>A: no... this is for a little more than stone... this is for... um.... war.>F: oh, that's fun... do you need greedy benefactors?>A: well, um...>F: just dont forget ayu, you owe me now.>A: do you want me to dig our sand later?>F: i'll think of something more suitable later....>*Ayu TPs home* i've probably just sold my soul to the devil...