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>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture
>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.
>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.
>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife
>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry
>Tried to clean keyboard with WD-40
>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy
>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it
>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya
>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded
>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist
>Used to shower only once a week
>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis"
>Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips
>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor
>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers
>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation
>Was homeless
>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one
>Got bit by family dog while on a road trip and bleed all over herself and the floor
>Doctors thought she had rabbies, refused to get rabbies shot, bit the nurse trying to give it to her.
>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart
>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers
>Read gay tf2 fanfiction
>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12
>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity
>Orders supreme pizza and she takes off the onions and peppers
>Can't do division
>Streamed on gura's channel by accident
>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born
>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin
>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth
>Licked her friends tears
>Grandma Watson was a real homewrecker and one of those women was a witch who placed a hex on her entire family
>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccum, nearly tearing her entire earlob off
>Ate baby sitter's anniversary present, blamed it on another girl
>Auntie Watson doesnt believe the moon landing was real
>Auntie Watson let Amelia skip school to go watch Spy Kids in Theaters
>Would always scream when going into tunnel as a joke, even to the point of almost passing out.
>When she was younger she liked to eat ketchup parmesan tortilla microwave pizzas.
>Amelia's brother beat the shit out of a bully with the school bus seatbelt to protect Amelia
>Amelia's brother and his friends beat the shit out of a bully that was rollerskating and teasing Amelia to protect her.
>Amelia's brother stole money from the neighbor to buy her a Nintendo DS and NintenDogs.
>In the line for Splash Mountain, Amelia was messing around on the handrails and ended up face planting onto the concreate and cut her face open. She was taken to a children hospital in a Disney Limo.
>Aunty Watson nearly had her face ripped off by a german shepherd.
>Amelia's brother and his friend got super drunk at 13 and threw up in the back of Auntie Watson's car when Ame and her went to pick them up
>Afraid to collab on-stream with Auntie Watson on stream because shes more yab and weird than she is
>Was so poor at some point, Amelia made a christmas tree out of disposable doggie poop bags and cardboard.
>Creeper on subway tried to take an upskirt picture of her but she was wearing shorts. She yelled at the guy and he got scared and ran out of the subway.
>Amelia's brother set their house on fire trying to melt an action figure's leg with a lighter
>While the house was on fire, Amelia hid in a closet and was barely saved by a fire fighter.
>Survived an Earthquake at an anime convention
