>>2132047>>2131976Was bored so transcribed rest of the lyrics. Apologies for the long post.
>You lose a game>Then you turn on the salt>It’s the lag, it’s the ping>It’s the team that’s at fault>But when someone needs help>You always lend a hand>You’re just so hard to understand>Cuz you’re toxic one moment>And wholesome the next>A goof at platformers>A god at Apex>An animal lover>You always spoil Bubba>But then out of nowhere>You ground pound our mothers>Table slamming like a gunshot>Showed an unexpected soft spot>Two sides of a coin>A fine line between>The gremlin outside>And the angel within>(I appreciate it, all your support.)>(All your love. Always. Forever.)>(Even when I’m being salty.)>(Even when I ground pound your mom.)>Why is our detective>So charming and clearly defective?>I’m lost, it’s almost as if>She’s messing with our minds>You smash your Switch>And then gush over fish>Amelia Seison>Collab with senpai>But then we get Toxson>Who’s kinda yabai>And when we’re backseating>You lay down the law>When we make fan content>You showcase them all>The first one to bonk us>Back when we did raids>The first one to quit>A game out of rage>Complain that fan clippers>Use lewd art thumbnails>But willingly give>Bikini details>HoloMyth technical support>Blamed OBS when you fell short>And just a reminder>There was this one time>You tried to deny>That you watch hentai 