>>96437375Hey! You Ell? My kooky friend told me you do a good job. I got this girl, man. Hot as can be. I dunno what she sees in me but she says she loves me and I'm gonna marry her! Bet you're sooo jealous, huh? Well anyway so I get home the other day after work and I find this letter written in some kinda Chinese and she's gone! Just gone, not a word! Can you believe it? All I could make out was something about Ham Ham Ping Pong. The hell is that? You gotta help me Dicky! Or Licker, or whatever your name is! I gotta find her!
