>>85313143I wanna do that too, but be a total wine snob about it. Right in front of her. I want to see her face as spend too long sniffing it while using weird, out of pocket descriptions to describe it. I wanna see her wince when I say things like the taste has "earthy tones". I want her spend the rest of her waking moments being self conscious about what that means.
And the sick twist is that I didn't actually think it had earthy tones. 