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>hook up with Sana
>can’t breathe in space, have to use oxygen tank
>constantly stopping to reapply sunblock to my balls
>can’t help but squint really hard, even while wearing a welding mask the entire time
>sweating profusely
>she has a solar flare, destroying all electronics in the process
>she sits on me, creating a cataclysmic mass extinction event that eviscerates all known life and evidence of civilization on earth
>get sucked into a black hole, where I’m extruded into a string and torn apart atom by atom in a horrifying and unfathomable process
>I attempt to scream in sheer helpless terror, but there is no sound in space
>still worth it, have you seen those tiddies holy shit
