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Now class, as you know for the majority of this course we have been focusing our study on the most vile and disgusting creatures that lurks around the filthhole of /vt/; the Kiarasus' Faggotitious Peepeetinious or more commonly known as the KFP poster. Yes, observe how not a single word in his post make a lick of sense and how, although he tries to act and sound smart, comes off as a complete retard.
We've talked about this before but I believe it is still important to warrant further discussions as to why? Why are KFPs so fucking retarded?
This is quite hard to explain as even the most devoted scientist that study them has yet to find a concrete answer. However many have hypothesized that it might be that KFPs are born without brains. Instead being able to only vomit out verbal diarrhea that looks as if they're words from afar but in actuality just complete utter bullshit. Others believed that while KFPs might have some semblance of the ability to think, it is unfortunately blocked out by their extremely shit taste that override their very limited mental capacity. They are very sad, although very fascinating creatures.
We've also discuss the dangers of trying to reason with these KFPs, that it is a fools errand because they do not understand reason nor do they follow the same logic as regular people. Instead, when approaching a KFP, very easy to identify due to the repugnant stench reminiscent of shit, it is best to instead just look and laugh from afar as loudly and mockingly as you can. By laughing at them you will trigger their automatic cummin' response, where they will lose themselves in an orgasm of self-hatred and pity they have developed from their daily reps, therefore preventing you from getting in harms way when a KFP does go full-blown retardation. This is actually a defensive mechanism, very fun to observe but also highly contagious as you will want to try and rebuke them if you get too close, but make no mistake that it will be a pointless endeavor serving to only waste your time. KFPs are much too deluded and should not ever be taken seriously.
Okay then, for this week's assignment I want everyone to write a detailed report on your most recent observation of full blown stupidity from the KFPs. Give me information on how hard they're trying cope with the fact of their oshi's shit numbers and how hard they are to spin the fact no one likes or give a shit about them and that how they are useless waste of decomposing bird shit without the benefits of at least spreading seeds. If you have any further question or possibly need any help, my office hours will be open. Have a good rest of the day.
