>>12060608YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT GOBBLES, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25% (AT BEST) CHANCE OF BEATING ME. BUT THEN YOU ADD ODDBALL TO THE MIX? YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DOWN. SEE, THE THREE WAY AT SACRIFICE, YOU GOT A THIRTY-THREE AND A THIRD CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT ME, I GOT A SIXTY-SIX AND TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF WINNING BECAUSE ODDBALL KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME, AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY. SO GOBBLES, YOU TAKE YOUR THIRTY-THREE AND A THIRD CHANCE, MINUS MY TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN EIGHT AND A THIRD CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WERE TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD SIXTY-SIX AND TWO THIRDS CHANCE PERCENTS, I GOT A HUNDRED AND FOURTY-ONE AND TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF WINNING. SEE MCGOBBLES, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE.
