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This guy named George goes to a bar. He goes and he has a couple drinks, night is going well, so he has a few more. Before you know it
George is so drunk he puked a little bit down his shirt. So he goes to the bartender and says "ah fuck when I get home my wife is gonna kill me, she's gonna know I was out getting drunk!"
Bartender says, "I have an answer for that, put 20 dollars in your shirt pocket and tell her it was some other drunk guy who puked on you, and he gave you 20 dollars to clean your shirt."
George says "that's brilliant!" and puts the money in his pocket, has another drink, then takes a cab home.
He gets home and his wife is none too pleased, yelling at him, he says "Honey, honey, wait,"
"I only had a couple drinks, some other guy at the bar puked on me and gave me 20 dollars to dry clean my shirt." So she reaches and takes the money and looks at it and says "George, there's 40 dollars here."
So George says, "oh yeah," "he also took a shit in my pants."
