>>8880148>>8880400Not even close, and there's a lot of slang/nuance that makes it funny in an untranslatable way, but second anon almost got the important core information ("why are you attacking me even though (you said) we're friends?").
Here's a transcript:
あいよ!
あっ、ここ難しいね、ここッ なーんで!?
何で、おめぇ仲間つったじゃ「ズボンの売っとこどこで売ってんの」って聞いといたくせ、何でそんな攻撃してくんの?ぼけ!ぼけが!