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>be huge indie
>enter NijiEN thinking you'll be a huge success
>everyone's hyped
>drop your savings into a big debut (ironically after breaking up with a friend over the importance of debuts)
>some roastie also gets in because the last singer turned the offer down
>roastie puts zero effort into her debut
>can't fucking sing at all
>she's going to binge watch all of jojo or some shit
>can't stop pandering in the most blatant way possible
>what the fuck why is she so popular
>gotta be the model
>you'd be more popular if you had boobs
>no matter you still have your friends from way back with you
>uh she's gradually getting more popular than you...
>well at least the veteran utaite is dead in the water
>no one's doing GFE or ASMR so you focus on that
>can't stop shitting on your fans so they gradually just start not wanting you
>oh FUCK here come the males
>you feel bad for them they are going to do baWHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID ALL THESE FEMALE VIEWERS COME FROM
>now the spic is attaching herself to the biggest guy around
>and the roastie is flying around the world to meet them
>okay here's the second male wave i'm sure this time they won't be so big
>oh thank god
>this irish guy has low numbers and he doesn't care?
>he's kind of alright maybe i'll play around with him for a bit
>yes
>wait
>why doesn't he want to be shipped
>what
>he wants to suck the korean's dick
>the korean that's better looking than all of your friend group combined
>oh come on
>man
>there's another wave
>they're all normie
>they do badly
>things aren't so bad
>your best friend has shot way past you by now but it's okay you're happy for her success
>at least she also doesn't have any male fans
>things are somewhat back to normal
>oh she's doing an off-collab with a dude
>meh who cares at this point
>wait
>the vtuber board is up in flames?
>what's going on?! fuck all these haters!
>*fast forward through a couple months of self-destructive tendencies born out of filipino catholic childhood + coof*
>man management sure gives us a lot of work
>i know i'm gonna own all the haters with an anonymous chat
>yeah, this is so fun
>wait
>my oshi doesn't like it at all
>the fucking vtuber board is mostly laughing at me
>WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS
>i'm gonna tweet about this NONE OF THIS IS MY FAULT
You're a retard Millie. But I still like you.
