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After I kill myself, I want to be cremated and have my remains shipped to an asian furniture factory. My ashes would be mixed with a batch of vinyl and used in the construction of a comfy, pink computer chair. This chair would then be gifted to Jelly Hoshiumi, who would accept it generously. There she would sit, for upwards of 16 hours a day, sweating, working hard. And I would be satisfied, knowing that even after I had passed, I would provide her comfort. Furthermore, I would be thankful for the opportunity God provided me, as I would spend hours upon hours every day with Jelly's ass pressed against my body.
