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my fool proof way to get a goirl friend
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go to your local antique shop
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replace yourself as mannequine and wait
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at exactly 12:47 a lesbian couple will walk in, select the girl with the hair color you like. if neither is your preference try again the next day
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assume the form of a small crow and hop around a bunch in front of them. lesbians will be unable to resist a crow engaged in antics and you will be taken to their apartment
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now that you are in the lesbian den, return to your natural state and enjoy a pipe of tobaccy on the duvet while reading a book published during the 19th century
Congratulationsss!! ⋆｡°⋆｡°⋆｡° You are now the man of the house
