>>94371632Honestly, I'd still go but say I don't want to watch, offer to buy takeout and 'netflix and chill' and by netflix and chill, I mean fuck her brains out
The moment she gets frisky with fido or pushes me away, I'm bailing, that shit's nasty
And yes femanon, I would smash your hairy slatenly slag pussy, even though your egg carton is EMPTY