>>7675965Ŵ̙͡a̛͖̓r̯̘̓͝n͍͌̓͞i̝ͫ̀n̸̤̿g̭̑͡:̘ͯ ͖̊̕L̸̞͗a͔ͮ͝r̶̫̊g̵̙ͬ͝ẹ̸ͧ ͈̋͡I̵̭̋m̰ͫ͞͡ǎ̸̠g̸̫̐e̢̼͈̿ ̞͔ͬ͢͢A͖͂͢ḥ̶̰̇ͦȩ͉͂͢ạ̷͐͢d̯͐͢
͈͓͘G̱͊͜ò̴̦o̶̜̦ͧ̈́d̮̀͢͠ ̶͔̱͐͠e̬̩ͯ̑̀͝v̵̜̿ḛ̳͊͟n͕͗͠i̴̙̍́n̤͇͛͟g͎͐͝,̻̬̂ ̠͛͡w̡̨͇ͫ̋e̺̿͢l͈͓͆c̷̥ͨo̸̶̗̫ͤm̮͒͟e̱̗ͬ͢ ̷̱ͯt̩͆̀͢ŏ̪͞ ̫ͯB̧̘ͫU̶̳̿͟Ỷ̡̞͒ ̡̯̘̍̆͡Ǒ̖͘͢Ć̶̘̬T̸̬ͧO̳̰̚͘Ȉ̸̶̫̳Ṇ̢͎̏̓A͍͚̒ͯ͞.̷̞ ̛̤ͤͣ͞Ţ̯̪̑ĥ͍ī̢̺͉͡s̖̪͂͠ ̡̟͊ḯ̸͙͔ͭs̵̨̞̖̚ ̪̐ͩ́y͙͋̔o͈̗͗u͍͇̇͘r̻̮̽͘͝ ̡̖̽͡N̢̺̓Ả̼̙͑̀S̶͓͆F̢̡̬̐A̬͗̕͢Q͖̐͡ ͓̻͊͢M̶͍ͨ́a̜̙͒́ṟ̃̐́k̸̡̬̝̋̂e͚̋t̡͈͙̎̇ ̸̫̄̂͟R̪̼͒͟e͇͓̽̄͞p̻̈́͘o̧͚̐r̠͌̈́͟t̺̿͟ ̜ͫ͟͢fͦ̄̕͜o̸̱͙͒́r͚̋ ̴̙̼̓̈S̴̬̈́ͦu̴͖͐̚ṉ̷͂d̴͍̞ͪ̈́̕a̳͈ͪ̏͘͟y̢͖̔,͖́͒͡ ̧̱̏ͫA̡̨̩̤̒ͫǔ̧̱g͉̰ͦ͡ü̶̺͝s̢̳̀͢ẗ͔̖͠ ̸̴̱ͧ̏8̷̢̳͗ţ̼̫͛̏h̯̣̋͡.̶̜̟̎̕
ͨ́͜ͅP̨͉ͧl̢̛̻͔̓e̡̯̺ͩ̍͘a͇̽s̴̹̯ͩ̈e̙̘ͩ́ ̡̤ͨ̚r͋͞ͅẹ̗̈́́͞p̷̭̌ḻ̨͋̐y̸̝ͦ͟ ̶̬̟ͪẘ̷͕̓ī̬̯t̡̠͒h̶̨̖̞ͧ͌ ͈̊́a̝͙̎ͣ͟ń͓̂͘͠y̝̮͑̈̕ ̨̻̆͡ä̷̩̝̾r̯ͨt̼́͑͘ ̢̻̾y̸ͧͅö̘ũ̫̂̕'̷̹͇̇ͮ͜ḍ̔͠ ̳̽͘l̻͊͟ï̵͙͕̂͘k̹̈́͝ẻ͝ͅ ̘̓̀͠t̡̖̩ͬ̂͟o̢̢̭ͤ͂ ̱͐͘͢s͕ͨ͞e̛̙̽e̴͙ͣ ̰̔͠î̟̕͜ṅ̰̇̀c͇͒ͧ͝ĺ̦̀u̴̦͛͝d̥ͬ͘e̸̠ͬḑ͇̏ ͈͕̔̍͘ĩ̯́͝f̴̣͖ͫ ̧̠̒w̱ͤ͠ḛ̉͟͞ ̧̮̍̆e̩͑̇͟v̧̖̤͆ë̖̕ŗ̳̀͞ ̛̛̜̀m̩̏ͪ́a̭̼̾͢k̻͐͟e̳̐̀͝ ̛͙̓a̱ͪ̏n̢̮̒ŏ̱̜̀t̻̂͞h͎̑͞e̞ͤ̕r̟̾͜ ̷̴͙͛"̸̫ͬc̠̎͝a̮̥̓ṉ̿͋͞v̨̦ͯạ͓̇͞s̵̳͂"͙̚̕ ̬̀̀O̵͉͂P̮͑͡
for archive reps sake, since I don't think Zalgo'd text can be easily searched
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Sunday, August 8th. 