>>95392337back after the freak match failure
>W: can you draw with your feet? draw with your feet!! you have to draw with your feet its a tradition>P: no im good>W: ... can you draw with your mouth?>P: huh... probably?>W: okay try it im watching>*pip draws one tiny line* i tried>W: giving up after ONE line is crazy!!>P: hey, my mom raised a quitter!!>W: are you a quitter?>P: i am yeah!!>W: are you gonna quit on me?>P: yeah>*mutual sexpesting*>W: can you do the pufferfish noise?>*both try*>W: that's the sound of me and your mom in bed>P: okay... hey guys so collab is ending right now>W: you cant do that it's my stream>P: well i could leave right nowPip did in fact quit
>W: is your mom single?>P: ....no? >W: dammit!!>P: i am tho!>W: YOU FUCKING LIAR!!! YOU CHEATER!!! I ASKED YOU TO BE MY VALENTIMES AND YOU SAID YOU HAVE OTHER GORLS>P: I DID NOT SAY THAT>W: YES YOU DID>P: NO I DIDNT>*lovers/mom-dau quarrel*>W: you have to tweet it out right now "wani is my one and only valentime" >P: WHAT IS THIS?? A BATSU?!>W: wha? yeah! ...i just searched what batsu means >P: you dont know what a batsu is??>W: NO ITS NOT A BTASU YOU LOVE ME!!!>P: hm.... i guess?>W: okay guys what do i do... women dont like me... guys what is supposed to happen?? im trying my best but women dont like me!! i feel like this is an ongoing issue and i feel like women dont like me and i feel like every time i ask someone to be my valentimes they always reject me...waht do it do??WANI IS SO BITCHLESS
HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING>P: have you tried self help books?>W: how do get bitches?>P: yah yah yah>W: im just gonna kill myself>P: dont do thaaaaaat>W: i have to gaslight people, gaslight gatekeep girlboss!>P: how you're right! do you want lessons in gaslighting?>W: sure!>P: i'll show you how to gaslight>W: i feel you're really bad at that...>P: really??>W: you're a very honest individual that's what i have to say>P: wait do you genuinely think that>W: yeah i genuinely think that >P: wow...>W: i think sometimes your too honest>P: WAHT DOES THAT MEAN??Wani then proceeded to gaslight Pip into thinking she identifies as a banana actually
>P: you're like a daughter to me but also like a wife>W: wtd does that mean?? the age gap and...also the>*police sirens*>P: like, i wanna take care of you>W: in a kid way or a wife way?>P: i dont know, both? i wanna pack you your lunch but i'll also be your valentines>W: that seems so wrong>*sirens*>P: cant have anything in this house...>W: unless you play marvel rivals with me>*more lovers-mom-dau quarrelling* 