>>19214830As we currently have no real Niji reps, I'm going to fill in for a Pomudachi/Lazulight rep until one actually shows up
To the future Pomudachi or Lazulight rep: This post comes with a retcon clause. If you feel anything in this post does not represent your Oshi, or Oshis genmate, then feel free to request that this be retconned and I'll personally support it. I'm not a Pomudachi, just a KFP who happens to also like Pomu. I also hope we may be friends
The Grand Gingerbread Chateau
>In some part of Veetee it is tradition around winter for families to build model gingerbread houses around the winter months. This is of course in reference to old wives tales of a mystical forest dwelling Hags whom would use their to sweet houses to lure in little boys and girls into their clutches, before disciplining ToT them. >Naturally however there was inevitably the question over whether such a building could be made life sized. The idea bounced about, before eventually the Pomudachi guild of Lazulight declared that they would build such a Gingerbread house to scale, as an earthly abode for their Sylvain Arch-hag goddess, Pomu Rainpuff.>The Grand Rainpuff Gingerbread Chateau was built in an unassuming clearing in a forest in the south of Lazulight territory, upon an elevated white marble platform in order to keep it from being sullied by the soil and ground moisture.>Exquisitely decorated, the house was made to be of the materials as close to the original, which meant using only edible materials. Vast gingerbread walls were built in a near by town, before being wrapped in a protective tarp, and painstakingly transported out to the clearing, where the houses walls would be raised like a barns, before being painstakingly glues together using a special edible sugar based concrete, similar in nature to Icing. Caramel windows were painstakingly produced out of molten caramel in an process that would require delicate, round the clock, work to construct. A single 50 by 50 centimeter window would require 7 hours of dedicated work to complete.>At its completion, the house stood 3 stories tall, with 3 bedrooms, two guest and one master, a vast central banquet room, with a stage framed by a vast colored icing mural of the Fae, an admittedly none functioning kitchen, a stairwell atrium leading to the higher floors, a small study, and a "room of purpose" >The room of purpose still boggles Pomuologists and Theologians today, as the only explanation given for its origin being that the architect had a dream that compelled him to add the room to the house>Within the room there is a single chair placed in the center, and scrawled along the walls in icing are the words “Huff Huff Bad Love Good Good Stinky Saucy Saucy Lady Booba Saucy Saucy Booba Saucy Lady Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Saucy Booba Marry Marry Marry Huff Huff Saucy Booba Love Booba Huff Huff Marry Love Booba Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Booba Marry Saucy Love Saucy Marry Lady You You You Me Me Me Me Marry Booba Bad Bad Huff Huff Good Lady Saucy You Huff Huff Saucy Booba Booba Lady Love Marry Pig Marry Stinky Love Bad Huff Huff Good Huff Huff Booba Huff Huff Me Lady Booba Saucy Booba Saucy Booba Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Saucy Good Good Good Good Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Love Marry Marry Mary Mary Mary You Mary You Mary You Mary Me Love Lady Love Lady Me Marry Me Saucy Lady Huff Huff”. The intricacies of this message are unclear, however the general consensus among Pomuologists is that it is a declaration of love 