>>92256163>"A-Anon...are you-I mean...I-Is this for real?">You put your hands in your pockets, looking at Kronii with a flat expression"It's got your handwriting, doesn't it?"
>She flips the small piece of craft paper over, her brow furrowing even more as she sees her own signature in glossy blue ink>"No, I got that part-God how much did I drink that night? I mean-""About as much as you did tonight."
>"...I MEAN, is this REALLY what you want? It's a bit crazy.">Shrugging, you glance around before nodding"I feel like I've been making my feelings pretty clear for a while, especially recently."
>Kronii's blue eyes flit up to meet yours, her expression creasing in a way that gives an edge of...worry?>"True...It's...C-Can I ask why?"""Will my reason change whether you do it or not?"
>"...No?""Then I'm not telling you."
>Her nostrils flare, and that worry twists into annoyance>"Then maybe it will.">You raise an eyebrow"That's not fair."
>Annoyance to incredulity>"Anon you're asking me to kill your neighbour's family! I think I AT LEAST deserve a 'why'.">You roll your eyes>details, details..."He threatened to sue me over the tree in my front yard's branches extending onto his property. I said if he tried I'd kill his family."
>You pull out another sheet of paper from your pocket"I got subpoena'd this morning."
>"Jeez...">You stow the court summons again, as Kronii glances back down at the HANDMADE 'ONE(1) FREE FAVOUR FROM THE OURO KRONII' voucher"I play hardball Kronster..."
>Leaning forward, you grin and pat her on the arm"And now so do you!"
