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Ok, here's the God's-honest cringe-inducing nightmare-fueled truth. We men want to have sex with Mori but we work thankless minimum wage jobs and have no way to provide a livable existence for her much less for an entire family with children. And so, if we were to join your membership with our wallets and thus impregnate your bank account, we would immediately have to start paying akasupas to you within a year. And if we miss a weekly akasupa payment due to a car repair or some other unforseen expenditure, then we can get thrown in jail with big black Death as our cellmate. Therefore, whenever we men think about having you as our oshi, our immediate next thought is thinking about Death's big black scythe anally disemboweling us in prison after we miss an akasupa payment and drop a beat. But hey, at least most of us haven't even been embarrassed on meme review yet so there is that silver lining.
