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>When you start dating a girl, you gotta treat her like a piggy bank. How do you get the interest of a piggy bank? By filling it with $100 bills.
>Give her 100% of your affection, 100% of your love.
>But that gets tiresome, so you start decreasing it. You start giving her $90, you give her 90%. She's gonna notice but she can't really say anything.
>Then you give her $95, and she starts feeling grateful. Then you keep doing this cycle until you get to 0, and she is just so happy to get even a nickel in her piggy bank that she will kiss the ground you walk on.
Thanks Dizzy this sucks
