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I'm getting roped into a "mandatory familial activity" at tomorrow at 5:00 with my family and my close friend since preschool and her stupid fucking Euro boyfriend who's never been to Burgerland before and we have an obligation to show him around blah blah blah. How do I get out of it? "Sorry, I can't point you in the direction of our nearest cheap gas station so you can get shot haggling over vape prices and experience True American Society, I'm too busy watching virtual idols wiggle their ass on stage?" Help me hlgg, I don't wanna miss watching Day 1 with you guys over this shit.
