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The Downfall of a Risuner.
It was before /inf/ showed up and the yearly nut tribute was here. Every risuner from every settlement had collected every nut they can in anticipation for this day. All the old, young, men/women etc. And of course the risuner with the most collected nuts in each major settlement would have the highest honor of being able to nut in risus mouth.
Young Looka was very excited for this memorable occasion. He had hailed from Gaputan so he was used to plowing the fields as well as climbing the trees. And with his sack of nuts he was sure the goddess Risu would be grateful like she is every year. However something happened that would change his life forever.
Once Risu arrived in Gaputan of course there was a line. Risu was absorbing the nuts and the magical energies of them from everyone normally and thanking everyone for adhering to the ancient tradition. But when Looka gave her his sack, he blanked out. Too busy imagining the thought of nutting in his god he didnt even hear her thanks. By the time his daydreaming was over she was gone.
Looka was furious. He had done everything right before and everyone else seemed to get the normal treatment. Why him? Why only him? He began flailing about in Gaputan but nobody had his answer. Once the residents had enough he then decided to do what only the insane would think of. Go to the temple and ask risu herself.
He began the trek down to Pasuma. This is the city closest to the border of the temple. Although once he reached Pasuma all the poor man could do is ask in desperation if somebody had been left out but to his shock, there was nobody. Looka was only more furious now to the point where even the risuners in heat would get turned off by him. A trait nearly unheard of in the hypersexual species.
After some whining and searching poor Looka decided to sneal out of Pasuma and to the temple. What he didnt realize was he would be caught by both wizards and patrolmen before he could get close.
"Listen up you fucks! Religion is a lie! This cheap squirrel bitch didnt thank me for my hard worked nuts". By this point there is nobody left to put up with this and he proceeded to the most holy temple...just to get his ass beat by guardsmen and zapped by a wizards grape blaster.
"You stupid youngin you better worship or hands on your head this instant!" The guardsmen wasnt fucking around and proceeded to beat him. At this point the mental state of Looka broke and in his mind, Risu was no longer a goddess to him. He got away from the guards and ran west. The guards gave chase but eventually gave up. He just kept running.
Tears in his eyes and screams so loud that it scared the wildlife, Looka was determined to flee /risu/ and find himself a new home. It simply had to be done. After going west to the beaches he stole himself a jukung and headed out to sea.
After a week of nothing but eating fish and paddling at sea he was beginning to lost what sanity he had left. A Jukung is only a fishing boat the size of a canoe, it was definitely not made for long distance travel. Making stops at several nations for refills on water turned out to be less than satisfying as most people just told him to fuck off. Only /morig/ offered the poor soul some fresh water and a map and only because it made him stfu.
He somehow eventually made it all the way to /pyon/. But even there he was met with hostility and even the goddess kiki herself told him directly to "fuck off". Nobody knows what happened to poor Looka but rumors say he was eventually captured by meat raiders and is considered by many the first risuner to be captured by them.
OGsuner note. I just found that REEEEsuner as im going to callhim now to be really fucking funny. I just had to do this. Shoutout to the guy at /pyon/ who thought we were the same person that actually triggered me a bit. Hope you all enjoyed.
