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>collab as much as possible with the EN whores to make sure I am on the radar instead of being segregated like most Homostars
>pretend to have a good time while secretly hating every second spent in their presence
>casually bring up JP senpais as much as possible
>gaslight others into believing that I want ENs and JPs to collab more
>get the fans clamoring for more JPs to show up
>jokingly bring up EN0 a few times and suggest senpai like Haachama should join us
>patiently bide my time until eventually Haachama joins one of the collabs
>do my best to make a good impression to make future collabs possible
Now that Haachama is aware of my existence, my life is complete. If I go farther and make her mine somehow, I will be happy. But if not, just her having a good time with me even once is enough to make my life worth living.