>>85912488This post had my sides in orbit for a good 3 minutes or so, the sheer absurdity of it
Thanks Jokerposter, I needed that
No, I'd never have sex with my actual mom, I hate her. That's where the mommy issues come from, she didn't love me as a child (and frequently ignored or downplayed issues I had), so I greatly resent her, but long for maternal love from a woman who will actually give it (read: any "mom-type" that isn't mine). 