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Thread is shit right now so I'm just gonna talk about NoelFlare.
NoelFlare is an anomaly. You're actually more schizo if you DON'T believe in NoelFlare.
>You would have to believe that every single Holo is lying to you and that every single interaction is scripted and faked.
>To that end you'd also have to believe that Noel and Flare didn't go on a hotsprings vacation trip.
>You'd also have to believe that either Noel lied about purchasing, not one, not two, but three new properties in Tokyo (Noel Studio V2, Fucknest V1, Fucknest V2), and that other Holos pretend to go over to those new properties all the time.
>You'd have to believe Rushia and Pekora constantly breaking kayfabe to question NoelFlare is actually a keikakku doori move that is actually part of the kayfabe, they pretend to question it in order to lend it more creedence.
>You'd have to believe that on THAT day, Noel's roommate got her hair, nails, and makeup done, AND posted a rare face pic just to lead people on.
>Then later she showed bruises that she inflicted with an "Xbox controller"
>You'd also have to believe that every Holo that has mentioned the rings, which include Subaru, Towa, Marine, and I think Suisei, among others, is either lying about the rings on a previously agreed upon script, or that Noel and Flare actually got 5 figure platinum wedding rings for the sake of this lie.
>Finally you'd have to believe that every single Holo that has remarked on NoelFlare, which is the vast majority of them, coordinates with every other Holo and Noel and Flare themselves so as to keep their stories straight and not get tripped up in their lies. Because to date, I don't think there have been any inconsistencies in the stories, leading me to think things like Noel interrupting Towa and Subaru just to brag actually happened. Also staff like A-Chan would have to be in on it because she occasionally mentions it. Not to mention all the outsiders like Tamaki, those Nijis that did the couple interview, those independents that did the couple interview, and basically anyone that comes into contact with NoelFlare
I mean it's honestly easier to just believe they like each other. Occam's Razor and all that. If Cover were capable of constructing and upkeeping narratives as big as this one, they wouldn't be such a shitshow. At the very least, they fucked on that one day.
