>>11202223https://vocaroo.com/1n9rahvOUghk>clique>more popular vtuberWOE IS ME, THE 2VIEW LITERAL WHO
I HAVE BEEN ABAONDONED, SCORNED, DRIVEN OUT FROM THE LAND OF MY FOREFATHERS
I AM A JEW IN EXILE
OY VEY REMEMBAH THE SIX GORILLION CHUUBAS AND VIEWERS WHO STOOD AGAINST ME
And there was great groaning and gnashing of teeth in that place, and spooki went up upon the discord, and all his schizos and groomers followed with him. And they clothed themselves in sackcloth, and threw ashes upon their heads, crying out:
MY ASS MY ASS, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME? WHEN I OFFERED MY LOVE TO THEE (AND SEVERAL OTHER WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME) DID YOU NOT DRAW ME TO THY BOSOM? THOU PRONOUNCED MY BURNT SACRIFICES AS GOOD AND PLEASANT TO THY SENSES, AND FAMED MY PROWESS AS A FLIRT; THOU TOLD ME THERE WAS NO OTHER BEFORE ME! DID WE NOT CUDDLE AND UwU IN DISCORD, AND WHEN THOU TOLDST ME OF THY BEE EFF, DID I NOT KEEP THY COVENANT? SURE, I MAY HAVE LORDED THAT KNOWLEDGE ABOVE THEE AS A MAN ABOVE A PIT OF LIONS, BUT DID I NOT KEEP IT FOR MYSELF?
WOE, I AM BETRAYED WITH A KISS! SURROUNDED BY JUDAS, AND FOR WHAT! NOT A SILVER PIECE AMONGST THEE TO SHOW! WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?
And all the schizos mourned with him. For three days and three nights they wept and fasted, and there was no rest, and their asses became mightily chapped from the sackcloth and the hardness of the earth.
On the third day, they brought spooki down from the discord, and anointed his head with fragrant piss from their unwashed members, each passing on him in turn until the ashes they had put upon their heads and the grime of the earth had washed away. Then they gathered themselves up, and formed a circle, and each to the next masturbated his fellow schizo vigorously, continuing until they ejaculated, and in this fashion they continued. Some say they are still going to this very day.
