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>try to parallel park infront of my house
>mess up, whole neighbourhood sees
>super embarrassed, pretend to forget groceries
>drive two blocks, gotta look like I got milk
>walk to corner looking around for milk
>apparently it's an ice cream store now, everyone stared, embarrassed again
>give up on my grocey plan, walk back home through back lane in defeat
>some guy sees me twice, probably thinks I'm a thief
>feel retarded, sneak home through my backdoor
i'm gonna dissapear forever now goodbye
