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Pippa, Pippa, we've been on a funny journey, you and me
And I hope one day you can finally see that where you're supposed to be is here, on /pcg/
You know, they say nice guys finish last, but you for you, Pippa, I can promise that if we ever got together, it will be you who finishes last - if ever
You see, Pippa, this trilby that doth sit upon these oil slicken locks, nest and home to so many tiny rrats of this big old thread of ours
For this trilby can only be tipped so many times, and with such vigor, before my arm will be of no use to me, for when I post about you, Pippa
Oh Pippa, my white trash goddess from the trailer park, your sublime pale pink feet, like two frosted snowballs of milk resting beneath slippas so sweet, and so fair, that it could make my cargo shorts as wet as a can of mountain dew
And mountain dew simply won't do, because all I want is to quench my thirst, Pippa, is you
Please respond, Pippa, please, I love you