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>go to the shops for my grandma
>Decide to treat myself to a Greggs omelette roll with red sauce
>Try to open it over the bed as not to make a mess
>All the omelette falls out of the roll as I open it and into the bin
>Karate chop the edge of the bin in anger,it's metal and hurts my hand
>Go to get the shopping, get to the ill, realise I didn't have my grandmothers card, don't have enough cash
>Start hitting myself on the head and screaming at myself for being a retard, now my head and voice hurt
>Have to go put all most the shopping back, people looking at me like I'm human rubbish
>Pay for what I can
>Tfw if I hadn't been a greedy subhuman I would have had more cash to buy more of the shopping
Genuinely hate myself for being awful terrible garbage
