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im opting to watch mysta cook as opposed to being cucked by the whale. its nice to see this baking go pretty well so far.
>Five thousand 14-year old Mystakes sitting in front of a screen
>Mysta's stream is on
"mystaaaaAAAAA cuteeeEEEEEE" "bottombottombottombottom---" "oMg mYStA wAsH yOuR rICe!!" "koninnit!"
>"Okay chat, I gotta go. Buh-bye!" *shrieks*
>Mystakes wave goodbye towards the screen
"otsu mysta!" "TSKR" "I love you Mysta!!!!!" "can u play genshin next"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling mystakes each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"M-mysta? Where are you? Mysta!?" "H-Help! Mysta disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the mystakes begin to aimlessly search for Mysta
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the mystakes succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S MYSTA!?" "I- I- I MISS OUR CUTE FOXY BOTTOM!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the mystakes become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their little fists, pulling out their hair, doomscrolling Mysta drama on twitter, not realizing Mysta started streaming on twitch mere minutes later.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MYSTA!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD MYSTAKE! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "MYSTAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the mystakes still have energy in their prepubescent bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the mystakes yet again collapse into despair
"uuuUUUUUUuuuuUuuuuuu" "MYSTAAAaaaAaa" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..." "fox wife doko..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Mysta starts screaming at an increasingly high pitch as the BGM for ext stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of Mysta screeching autistically rouses the mystakes from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Mysta appears onscreen and pauses for breath
>"Hi everyone! KOOOOONNINNIT!!!"
>The Mystakes, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"Mysta!" "MYSTA'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the mystakes take their seats and Fischer-Price pacifiers and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.
