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today marks the first weekversary of koyolabo going public! some facts:
-koyolabo began with exactly 1 billion mayos!
-currently koyolabo is valued at 2961554560.18 mayos! thats a lot more mayo than we began with!
-first payout was 606.15 mayos per share!
thank you for your support! together we shall make the one koyote for every household dream a reality! some quotes:
>wao!
>dumb koyote is not going to know what to do with so much mayo!
>uwaaaa its getting really big...!
>This was a triumph
>"Huge success"
>It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
this bump was brought to you by koyolabo "we do what we must because we can"