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The autism sissy has invited you over to show you his favorite vtuber. You follow the directions leading you to a shady low-income apartment complex. You're slightly worried about being robbed but you do it for that autistic boipucci. Dodging packs of negros, you find the apartment number and hesitantly ring the doorbell. You can hear noise from inside as you wait, lots of moving around and what sounds like obscenities in a female voice. The door opens and the ecstatic boi looks up at you with a big stupid smile and a "Welcome, fren!". As he takes your hand and leads you to his room, you can see a woman in her late 40s sitting on the couch with a glass of wine staring at you in disbelief. You look around and see what you would think was a kid's room if you didn't know better. There's a plushie of ramlethal valentine on his guilty gear themed bedset, and posters for anime and games are taped onto the walls. On his monitor is the livestream of a blue-haired cartoon fish woman in front of a [vt] thread opened in an alternate window of his browser. You can see a pink sleeve stuck in his closet door. You hear the door you both came through close as he rushes to his desk, eager to show you his favorite vtuber. You come up behind him and pretend to listen to him as he excitedly talks about some stupid shit with his eyes focused on the computer screen as the blue-haired cartoon fish woman wheezes like an old car engine at whatever the fuck. He doesn't notice you staring at his ass, legs, and little bare feet. After a minute of this you get impatient and move closer, reach down into his little shorts and grab his soft, squishy ass. He gasps and pauses, then looks back at you with surprise and sincere confusion, only able to let out a "h-huh?"
