>>87217672Could also use a "thread reader" format and have the story be told through replies on this board.
>vt threads with:>"Kek, some weird (insert nationality) retard at the entrance (reception?) of Tokyo tower is claiming he can nuke the entirety of Tokyo with his mind and a suitcase and he will do it unless Ao goes out with him for a day, also claims there'a dead-man switch so they shouldn't even try impeding him, here's the link to him explaining his schizo manifesto live + conditions to not nuke">"A schizo to beat the KyoAni arsonist">"Why have they not shot him yet or something???">"It's clearly not a nuke, but it could be something else like a ton of explosives or even some chemical or biological agent in there, they can't just kill him and risk it getting out in the middle of Tokyo, remember, he claims to have a deadman switch (and being psychic or something lmao)">"UPDATE: Robot from JP bomb department approached man in a standoff with JP police and detected radiological readings from his suitcase, Nukeschizo might actually be for real">"How easy would it be for the average far gone jap radiological autist to collect enough radioactive material from lesser sources to make a fake nuclear football suitcase that radiates enough to not be considered lethal up-close for long periods of time but have a strong enough radiation to be picked up up-close by the robot they sent?">"I bet he did the nuclear boy scout thing and dismanteled a bunch of specific fucking clocks from the 20th century and put or smeared all that fucking dust and paint into the suitcase, zero chance in hell it is a little but meaner fat man">Nobody mentioning that it's been a couple hours, he's showing his face and voice as it is and no agency has been able to idenfity this stranger *Cut to non-greentext* "Is this guy real?, a psyop maybe?>"Anon... The pagers incident doesn't mean EVERYTHING is a bomb, if anything """"They"""" want you to think that so you live in fear of nothing all the time">Tv broadcast new thread with OP showing people being moved out>"They are actually evacuating people now">"I'm not autistic enough to know about JP politics, how will this affect the administration?">"Plenty if it turns out to be a ruse, but the Chinese and Koreans are laughing their asses off in SMS and their wannabe copycat basket weaving forums, they think the gov is making this up to look like victims or something, delusional?">"Chinese people saying that if a guy tried to do this in China, he would already be sedated and under military arrest in a hospital wing and with one arm less to booth while the suitcase is in it's way to a Guóānbù office with the arm still warm)>*NUKE 1 goes out, no people random island south of Japan is GONE*>"HOLY SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET" *Attached pic of nuking in the OP*>"Mfw I didn't invest in a fallout shelter">"NUKECHADS WERE WE AT?">"What's his endgame?">"Why did he do it bros?">"Don't let WW3's prelude distract you from the fact that Pekora bough a fucking monkey">"They should just kill him, no way he's carrying a real second nuclear device with him, much less one capable of destroying Tokyo, HE'S BLUFFING THE WORLD JUST TO FUCK AO!!!">/nuke/ general>[SAD NEWS] *random bs or forgettable update*>"I bet he works at Nijisanji">"Did Aviel fund that as a last fuck you to VTubers?", "Dunno, his Aviel's name MOSSAD?", *hearty keks*, *post gets deleted 30 minutes later by a jannie*>"Betcha he didn't request Mel because she's gone">"SERIOUSLY???, HE CHOSE AO?!?!?!?!, OF ALL THE FUCKING GIRLS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?" [Anons reply with "Anon is homosexual"]>"Here's the QRD for anons out of the loop:" [Links to Stink Bomb OVA in YT or somewhere else]>LITERAL NUCLEAR HAPPENING!!!>Nuclear Sticky>"/pol/ reporting, based, may he strike down Israel" *Gets banned for racism or off-topic*>/x/ reporting, if he can nuke things with his mind or using thoughts remotely to activate a device, then he's an ESPER>"Or he works for Elon Musk anon">"/jp/ here, FUCK YOU vtumors, I knew you were a mistake, my Japan flight and vacation got canceled for security concerns, at least they refunded me but Tokyo or even Japan might be gone soon so fuck you fuck you fuck you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh">*Whole night worth of rrats and discusssion*>/k/ mods and jannies yet again in disarray because technically speaking, the suitcase could be a new type of even far more portable yet extremely more destructive nuclear device so discussion about it isn't exactly wrong but also off-topic.>/pol/ freakout>People getting banned on other boards for posting about something that doesn't go there>A /gif/ thread of several of whatever cameras or instruments picked up the nuclear explosion and the man who allegedly is doing it, footage and whatnot>Anons trying to prove it's all fake and gay.>AO ARRIVED AT THE SCENE!!!>Male on stream "Dropped">YAGOO and Holos being constantly mentioned in the news, even further>"Hai." 