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I want to be their toilet for just one day... I don't care if they move out someday and I'm forced to endure the punishment of being used by 1 million ojisans... As long as it means I have one single day in ceramic paradise... As a throne for my princesses, constructed from my own being and soul... perfectly installed into the plumbing of their apartment and used each morning. Their purpose and raison d'etre is to be idols and spread joy and love.
My raison d'etre is to be a receptical for their excrement...
But this purpose is denied by God, so I am forced to walk this earth with the knowledge that I will never be contorted and twisted into a facsimile of a toilet bowl and used by them in sickness and in health for all time.
I am in hell.