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Here's the complete list of what Snuffy would stick her dick in if she had one:
>magic wrigglers
>hydraulic press
>apple pie
>a bucket of worms (the more worms the better)
>timberland boots (specifically timberlands)
>couch cushions (the space between them)
>the outer rim of a plastic garbage bag
>a Boston lobster roll
>a book (specifically sticking her dick in the middle of the book and close it)
>an oyster
>birthday cake
>hot tar
>hummus
>a pile of wet leaves
>a keyhole
>automatic sliding glass doors (specifically have her dick between the doors when they close)
>a bowl of soggy frosted flakes
>butter (would rub the dick on it rather than stick into it)
>a car exhaust pipe
>a waffle iron
>someone's eye socket
>rolled up pizza slice (not a pizza roll)
>shaving cream
>orbeez
>a jack o' lantern
>an empty bag of Skittles
>Pringles
>cup noodles (while the water is still hot)
>modeling clay (wrapping them around her dick)
>pineapple rings
>that specific kind of Gatorade bottle with the nipple on top (???)
>a wall power outlet
>McDonald's Sprite (with ice)
>a tissue box
>alphabet soup
>greek yogurt
>a Jenga tower
>meatloaf
>a snowman
>a latex glove (preferably filled with pudding, lotion, vegetable oil or something)
>M&M's Minis
>a loofah
>flour tortillas
>belt loops in pants
>any menu item from Panda Express
>a LEGO head (acknowledges this is impossible but in an ideal world she'd be able to stick her dick inside them)
>am immersion blander
>a vacuum cleaner
>a water jug
>a roll (can be paper towel, duct tape, anything)
>saran wrap
>penne
>a toaster
>public park benches
>Bubu Lubu
>circus peanuts
>a lit melted candle
>eggs (the less cooked the better, but also mentions interest in scrambled eggs)
>ground beef
>McDonald's Apple Pie
>Hot Pockets
>cinnamon rolls
>homemade macaroni casserole
>car window and door (closing either of them on her dick)
>manhole cover
>the back of an original (fat) PlayStation 2
>GameCube (closing her dick on the disc slot)
>inner ring of a CD
>husk of corn (wrapping her cock with it)
>onion ring
>shrimp (wrapping them around her cock)
>an Otamatone
>a retail, factory sealed copy of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2X
>a PlayStation 2 8MB Memory Card
>a swiss roll
>most breads
>Pixy Stix (the very large ones)
>a cooling eye mask that is basically an ice pack
>the overflow drain hole from a bathroom sink
>an AirPod case
>Scoop from Bob the Builder
now goodnight
