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I think I just had the weirdest VTuber dream yet. A lot happened in the dream, but the relevant part was that I had discovered a device that let me travel through time and one of the things I did with it was go back like ten years into the past and browse the Internet. I was looking up someone I knew in the dream (they don't exist IRL) and he had a podcast on YouTube where him and a couple of his friends would find desperate and naive women off the streets of Los Angeles who were trying to make it big and invite them into their podcast studio where they would interview them and get them to do depraved things for clout. In one of the episodes they brought on Olivia Monroe. She used a different name in the dream, but with the voice and the mannerisms (and she said she was a dance teacher) it was clearly her. In my dream she had short brown hair tied into a ponytail that didn't reach her neck, and when they got her to strip down into her underwear her chest was sunken and bony like she was anorexic. It was like looking at my grandma's collarbone. Anyway, they got her to pee into a pitcher and the host drank it. She squatted over it, pissed her underwear until it started to soak through, and then caught the escaping driblets in a pitcher of water (which her clear pee made it turn into the color of V8 for some reason?) and the host, a chubby light-skinned black guy, violently chugged the whole thing. It was pretty disgusting, but seeing what I had just saw, what I had just witnessed Olivia do, I was completely paralyzed. Should I take this to my grave? Or is it something so outrageous, so earth-shattering, that /lig/ needed to see it?
I never got a chance to return to the present and post it to /lig/ in my dream, but I did hang out with the podcast host at the mall while he and his friends were recording an episode there. He was pretty chill.
