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Behold my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have before me what I call the 'Heart Attack on a Plate™'.
2 baked potatoes, removed from their skin, buttered, salted, and peppered, layered with shredded cheddar cheese and freshly fried and crumbled bacon. Atop that is a whole chopped up breaded and fried pork Schnitzel patty, with homemade cream gravy topping it all off.
This is a level of culinary indulgence and gluttony that the Kings of old could only DREAM of.