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I was in bed with my boywife Shu and I told him "I'm going to put my dick in you and bury it so deep that whoever can pull me out shall be crowned king of England"
And he said "what does that even mean"
And I had to mourn modern education and explain to him the legend of King Arthur and how he was crowned king when he pulled the sword from the stone, which is Excalibur in some versions and as I elaborated he lost interest and started browsing Tiktok on his phone. Today's youth, I tell ya...
Anyway after that I put my dick in him.
