>>82025547It's okay anon.
When I was 18 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of an 18 year old, was excited.
Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestion disorder that sometimes causes my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days
She was always a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed.
I walk into a candle holocaust. She's been working on this all day apparently, and its as bright as noon in there with the lights off. she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 17, she was AMAZING.
.I smile and tell her how good she looks. Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But somehow I still get hard and we go to town.
She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her over the bed, and I even smack her ass. and then she says what every man wants to hear "I want to make you cum in my mouth." I
So she goes down on me. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.
She stuck her finger up my ass.
My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up but it's too late
I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE.
And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.
I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW"
I heard the bathroom door shut and I just lied there. The smell hit me after a few seconds. I looked down and saw, to date, the largest bowel movement I've ever heard of laying on the bed. Then I noticed the blood, and when I did, I noticed the pain.
Apparently the fact that it was so large caused it to rip my ass a little bit (thought I was bleeding from the inside). There was a small pool of blood where my ass had been.
I grab my shit with my hands and go to the downstairs bathroom. I throw around 1/3 into the toilet and flush, fearing any more will clog it and only add to my already significant woes.
I stand there, holding 2/3's of my biggest shit of all time, feeling a trickle of blood flow down my leg, trying to ignore the sharp pain stabbing my rectum.
Anyway, I finish flushing my baby, clean off my hands, jam toilet paper between my cheeks and went upstairs. I could hear my girlfriend sobbing from behind the bathroom door. I decided not to say anything to her and just keep moving. The smell in her parents room was abysmal.
My very first time smelled like a pile of dead babies. I quickly got dressed since the heat from ten thousand candles was making the room feel more like a port-a-potty. I was aware enough to grab the comforter on my way out and drag it downstairs to their washer. Also the top and bottom sheets since the blood had leaked on through all the way to mattress. Still no sign of the GF but at this point I considered it a blessing.
I jammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not even the hand of God would save these linens
Then I left. I avoided my GF's calls for days until she came to my house. We had a long talk about what happened. Talk being synonymous with "breaking up with me because I shit on her". And it was all over. She promised not to tell a soul and I don't THINK she ever did. She was probably as ashamed as I was about the whole deed.
