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Sorry for blogpost but it's page 10 so I hope it's a bit fine.
Gastroscopy fucking hurt. I guess I wasn't prepared for it because in my mind it was the "better of the two" (other being having the camera up your ass), also that I had always imagined the throat as being a rather wide passage when in fact it's very narrow. I also made a lot of embarrassing noises in there (no anesthesia.)
As for the results I received two scooby doo clues, first being a lot of some yellow shit in my stomach, the second is the existence of some enzyme that points to a specific bacterial infection. Sounds like I'm on my way to being cured but I know better than to celebrate too early, when I don't know yet if I'll be fine for Christmas, or that the doctor I'm taking the results to won't decide that they still need to film the insides of my asshole. Plus a friend of mine had the exact same bacteria and claims it took him 6 months to get rid of it.
But I'll admit that I feel a bit better having some actual progress on my illness.
