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You should be parasocial to your oshi.
You should tell her a sad off-topic story about you in every supa.
You should backseat when she gets stuck and remind her of how fucking retarded she is.
You should chat as fast as possible to make your presence stand out from the crowd of template emotes.
You should concernfag after she's been live for more than 2 hours to remind her that she needs to go outside and not be a fucking loser.
You should retweet everything she does, even if it's on her alt account.
You should schizofag and defend her /here/, on discord and every meme lesser altchan.
You should make a clip channel and actively sabotage your competition so she notices you.
You should stalk her friends and co-workers after she starts ignoring you so she's forced to interact again.
You should collab beg every single stream for bigger vtubers she hates.
You should write an essay on how much you wanna find her and rape her next time she goes to a con.
You should remind her every day of how finanacially dependant on you she is. You are her #1 whale.
You should car.
But most importantly, you should sub to Bibi Biscuit from Phase Connect - SAGA
