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I got an embarrassing story I want to get off my chest /vt/, it's about how I met Pippa at one of the cons Phase Connect attended.
>inb4 "you didn't meet Pippa lol"
It was one of those robot video things vtubers control. Anyways, I had just got some french fries and I was walking back to find the table my friends were sitting at when all of a sudden I heard a loud BANG.
No one else seemed to care.
I turned my head to see what's a matter because I'm always in heightened survival mode (this plays a big role later) and to my surprise what looked like a tall plastic sign fell over. I set my fries down (mistake #1) and as I picked up the sign it started making screaming and crying sounds.
It was Pippa.
I was so caught off guard that I actually dropped the sign again out of shock, which she thought was really funny. We shared a laugh, she thanked me, and insisted that she greets my friends. I walked over to get my fries before we went to find my friends but there were 3 other vtubers video calling on these plastic signs BLOCKING me from my french fries
It was the big hololivefags
>"They're the ones who pushed me"
Pippa said it with such sadness and embarrassment that something just snapped in me. I turned to Pippa and told her to get out of there as I walked up to Gawra and Street Fighter kicked her so hard her iPad flew off the sign
>"TAKE THAT BITCH" I shouted as she screamed and I hit her
Pippa didn't leave yet so she was cheering me on with her rabbit sounds. Then I started punching the male vtuber who was trying to get security. The guard gave was there but looked the other way as I broke his screen
But here's the embarrassing part.
I was so caught up that I didn't see a bunch of hololive fans carry PIppa off into a close room. That baby shark vtuber turned to me and said "you know they're going to do what vtuber fans always talk about doing to enemy Oshis, right?" I hit her and got up and ran. My stomach sank as I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!