So a while ago there was a couple of greentext shitposts about an oblivious anon who wanted to become a pirate for adventure, and he ends up joining Marine's crew and she thinks he wants to fuck her. I don't think it's finished yet, but I couldn't think of anymore ridiculous scenarios so I thought I'd post what I already had while I think of more.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQPG4-8PbhcyhaCmyi1fK-u7XcPAOfYeaC0ISJKbCmmQp9ikbYyJYHwLcTXvTQUGch2TU4E3M25ki7v/pub