>>86744002>*Ahem*Your honor, while my client here has admitted to committing a grave sin. I would like to advocate on his behalf and add that he only gets "turned on" because of the sheer strength and allure of the contradiction that a well-endowed Ina would entail.
It is well known as well that men are attracted to what they perceive to be wrong or against the natural order of things. Such as an eldritch being or a woman with a prepubescent-looking figure
*looks at the crowd*.Therefore, I wish and hope for your clemency regarding my client's brief, yet severe lapse in judgment.
I rest my case.
