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>Rumors are starting to pop up about what's going on behind the scenes within Phase's latest gen debut since the 6th one is being delayed.
>Sakana needs those profits UP! He decides to just grab a random off the Vancouver streets to fill the void.
>Phase has a massive debut stream, countdown, invitation of watchalong to major vtubers, a 3d show, the works.
>"It begins
>"Introducing! ....James!"
>Some White guy confused enters the stage, thinking this was some tech job.
>Autists are surprisingly spamming the chat with adoration and supas despite the other talents thinking this would be a complete flop.
>James not only rises to become Phase's greatest talent, but quickly overthrows reigning champs like Ironmouse in absolute landslide numbers.
>Clara folds into herself in seething frustration and is banished to Dimension 38 forever.
>Sakana lights up a cigar, and reclines
>He says "ah fuck, I didn't push James' coffee" before sighing.
