https://youtu.be/E79TCF-mj5YIt's four o'clock in the morning
SEA crowd stumbles in
There's a Goslingposter postin' next to me
Making love to the palm of his hand
He says: "Son can you tell me a narrative?
You see, I just got out of bed
And I can't seem to tell what was in the VoDs
And what parts were just in my head."
Sing us a rrat, you're the schizo man
Make a bad post in the thread
Well we're all in the mood for a narrative
And nobody's taken their meds
The coomer in the corner's a friend of mine
He only lurks here for the porn
But whenever he's finished with jerking it
He starts to doompost so forlorn
He says: "Anon, I think this is killing me."
As the smile fades away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a v-tuber
If I only stopped browsing this place."
Anon is an idolfag unicorn
Who bought his waifu's membership
And he chats to his Oshi, all of this even though she
Will never find out he exists
And the indies are practicing shilling themselves
As the simps start to say >that feel
Oh they're all mutually deluding themselves
Into thinking "Anime is real."
Sing us a rrat, you're the schizo man
Make a bad post in the thread
Well we're all in the mood for a narrative
And nobody's taken their meds
The board's pretty loud for a weekday
Especially since it's Dead Hours
And this place is objectively terrible
But at least we can all say it's ours
And the soundposter sings like he's whispering
And his audio quality blows
But the OC he makes, we still appreciate
Since our standards are really damn low
Sing us a rrat, you're the schizo man
Make a bad post in the thread
Well we're all in the mood for a narrative
And it's about time that I took my meds
