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>your girlfriend Lumi wants to "try something new" with you
>asks you to sit behind her while she wraps you both in a blanket and boots up your favorite video game saying she knows how much you enjoy it and wants to make you happy
>you feel a sense of calm wash over you, something you haven't felt in a while which is only made better by the sweet fragrance of her lemon shampoo
>she starts playing
>wait what are the controls?
>oh god I can't do these graphics they're making me motion sick...
>who is this guy? what's going on? why does he move like that? when was this made? who made it again? Didn't they make that other game? I don't know I don't play video games, I heard about this one studio... dizzy was telling me I should play...when I went to the store yesterday...
>your heart sinks as reality sets in: she's going to yap through the entire game and completely miss the story
>suddenly everything she does is obnoxious: the squeaks are driving you mad, the laughing at every character fills you with rage, her lack of interest in the story makes you want to wrap your hands around her neck
>even the sickly sweet scent of her lemon shampoo is now starting to wear out it's welcome
>then it only gets worse when she tilts her head to talk and you catch wafts of something truly foul: Lumi has onion breath
>your consciousness slips in and out as she begins telling you about a salad she had earlier with red onion in it
>this woman had the audacity to eat something so potent as red onion before this and is practically taunting you about it
>try and put it out of your mind as she gets to the best part of the game, the big twist that blew your mind when you first played, the hardest boss by far
>but she keeps squirming around and it's making you aroused
>you think maybe "try something new" could also imply she doesn't mind if you get a little frisky
>don't stifle your erection and begin squeezing her hips gently
>she says nothing, you're so in right now
>give her a slight moan and a small thrust to let your hard cock be known
>she pauses the game and looks back at you with a face of disapproval
>this is supposed to be a nice couples activity together, not sex. What is wrong with you? Can you not keep it in your pants for a few hours? my god you're disgusting!
>unwraps the blanket and leaves the room
>you hear her on the phone with Dizzy, "I just wanted to spend some quality time with him and all he can think about is sex!"
>you realize /pcg/ were right all along: you can't trust the lemon whore
