>>23078440I OCR'd them from the actual bootleg Chinese DVD because all of the .srt links I could find had egregious timing mistakes. Turns out the DVD itself is full of weird glitches where 5-15 seconds of video repeat, I ended up with the same timings.
SE has OCR built-in. Aegisub couldn't have done the bizarre black magic 88-point sync that actually fucking worked, wish I'd have taken a screenshot.