>>27234564This will be the biggest test of will for you yet. How far are you willing to go to get dick? Most of the costume can be relatively simple, just add some metal tidbits here and there and paint yourself in metallic colors. The hard part comes after.
Shave the tail. Also, don't try to get us drunk, if we drink, you drink, and trust me, alcohol poisoning ain't a good way to go...