>>42946388hey there cutie, ya know i've always wanted a cute slampig GF
i'd get you anything you wanted, including a 1,000 pound rated hoist so I can put you in the bathtub and get you out
I'd take good care of my little (tehee) queen, just for you. I'd make sure to get me and my 4 friends to flip you every 5 hours so you dont get bed sores, and you'd have an infinite supply of fast food just for you, as long as you promise to let me use you whenever I want, you wouldnt have to work a day in your life and could even pretend i'm sonny, since you wouldn't be able to see me over your gut anyways
how's that sound honey? ;)